I've got to go back to work....

[jj]

... in 2 hours and I'm REALLY pissed-off about it [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/rant.gif[/img]

[crofter]

Phone in and tell them you have Swine Flu - might even get a bunch of grapes from the fuckers ...

[jj]

What, my lot?
They'd just dock me a day's pay, the fuckas.

[andy at handiwork]

Dont encourage him. Whatever JJ's job is, I'm sure its very important he gets there and performs it to his best abilities.

[jj]

andy at handiwork wrote:
> Dont encourage him. Whatever JJ's job is, I'm sure its very
> important he gets there and performs it to his best abilities.

Indeed; I hold the dual portfolio of Her Britannic Majesty's Minister
of Silly Wanks, and Quasi-Anarchic Nihilistic Gregarious
Oligosaccharides.
So far, I'm apparently 'not fit for porpoise'; maybe a bottle-nosed
whale, if I could get her drunk, or buy some more Rohypnol off
Blunkett.....

[jj]

Captain Wow wrote:

> That's not a problem JJ. A problem is whenever you type any
> letter into your browser address bar and porn sites appear -
> that's a problem.
Nah, it's when they DON'T appear that I get worried.

[planeterotica]

Dont give up the day job unemployment is on the rise !wink!

[jj]

I've tried to get sacked but they keep on employing me.
Godnose why..........