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I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:19 pm
by jj
... in 2 hours and I'm REALLY pissed-off about it [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/rant.gif[/img]


Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:24 pm
by crofter
Phone in and tell them you have Swine Flu - might even get a bunch of grapes from the fuckers ...


Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:48 pm
by jj
What, my lot?
They'd just dock me a day's pay, the fuckas.


Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:16 pm
by andy at handiwork
Dont encourage him. Whatever JJ's job is, I'm sure its very important he gets there and performs it to his best abilities.

Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:48 pm
by jj
andy at handiwork wrote:
> Dont encourage him. Whatever JJ's job is, I'm sure its very
> important he gets there and performs it to his best abilities.

Indeed; I hold the dual portfolio of Her Britannic Majesty's Minister
of Silly Wanks, and Quasi-Anarchic Nihilistic Gregarious
Oligosaccharides.
So far, I'm apparently 'not fit for porpoise'; maybe a bottle-nosed
whale, if I could get her drunk, or buy some more Rohypnol off
Blunkett.....


Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:50 pm
by jj
Captain Wow wrote:

> That's not a problem JJ. A problem is whenever you type any
> letter into your browser address bar and porn sites appear -
> that's a problem.
Nah, it's when they DON'T appear that I get worried.


Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:53 am
by planeterotica
Dont give up the day job unemployment is on the rise !wink!


Re: I've got to go back to work....

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:38 pm
by jj
I've tried to get sacked but they keep on employing me.
Godnose why..........