Worst Lager or Beer?

[Arginald Valleywater]

For Beer John Smith's electric piss or anything "brewed" by Wadworths.
Lager. San Miguel, pure chemical poison.

[Mr Mark]

Beer - Boddingtons. Foul stuff.

Lager - Carling. Pond water.

[Vosmith]

Beers - Boddingtons closely followed by John Smiths
Lager - Carling
Proper Ale - Never found anything by Thwaites to my taste

BUT any kind of wheat beer beats all of this. The above I find generally bland but any wheat beer I've ever tried has tasted disgusting to me.

[planeterotica]

Best Lager i ever tasted was in a bar in Prague, dont remember the name well it was a few years ago and it cost around 50 pence for a measure that was bigger than a pint. Worst beer well theres no such thing as bad beer its just that some is better than the rest !wink!

[number 6]

HARP,TOTALLY DISGUSTING AND RANCID PISS

[Dick Moby]

I remember drinking Barclays when I was at sea in the 70's. It was English and totally disgusting. I've spent some time in England but I've never seen the stuff so I presume it was so bad that it was for export only.

[Robches]

A mate of mine used to live in the north east, and Vaux has put him off bitter for life.

As for lagers, is there any pish to compare with Fosters?

[MegaTon]

Boddingtons - Like drink warm Tar!
Kestrel - larger so weak its like drinking lemonade!
Norrseman - Tastes like washing up liquid!