Benefit Scroungers
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mrmcfister
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Benefit Scroungers
It's not fair,here I am a bloke who loves a shag.How come I can't take up with some greasy haired scum bag low life girl and get myself pregnant?Then I could get my own council flat and drink cider all day and surf the net for porn in between games on my X box.I would only have to wash my shell suit once a month and if it all got a bit cramped then I could open my legs again for Kylie and then I'd get myself a bigger house with a garden where I could dump my cans and the old mattress that Kylie pissed the bed on last year.Kylie could cook me my microwave chips and we'd all live happily ever after .It's so fucking unfair,they'll be telling me to get a job next,what a bunch of cunts eh? .
Re: Benefit Scroungers
Tear up your passport and other documents, then go and claim asylum.
Virtually the same result.
Virtually the same result.
We have need of you again, great king.
Re: Benefit Scroungers
Of course this is the utopian world created by Gordon Brown.
Gordon hates the idea of poor people so being the true socialist he is decided to give all our money away in benefits to whoever wanted them.
No attempt to get people to work, or to generate new companies or new jobs.
No, just hand out money in tax credits, housing benefit etc, and create a whole raft of scroungers.
Meanwhile the cost (in tax bills) of all these benefits is driving companies out of business, or getting them moved to Poland or wherever, putting more on the dole and creating a situation where less and less people are working to pay the tax to pay for an increasing benefits bill.
Housing benefit is now 15 BILLION a year, Tax credit fraud is now about 4 BILLION a year.
Vote Labour, bankrupt the country.
Gordon hates the idea of poor people so being the true socialist he is decided to give all our money away in benefits to whoever wanted them.
No attempt to get people to work, or to generate new companies or new jobs.
No, just hand out money in tax credits, housing benefit etc, and create a whole raft of scroungers.
Meanwhile the cost (in tax bills) of all these benefits is driving companies out of business, or getting them moved to Poland or wherever, putting more on the dole and creating a situation where less and less people are working to pay the tax to pay for an increasing benefits bill.
Housing benefit is now 15 BILLION a year, Tax credit fraud is now about 4 BILLION a year.
Vote Labour, bankrupt the country.
Re: Benefit Scroungers
Yeah those terrible benefit scroungers,living the life of riley on ?50 a week,shoot the lot of them.
Re: Benefit Scroungers
You guys should stop reading the daily mail and get out more.
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justincyder
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Re: Benefit Scroungers
?50 a week.
What planet are you on?
I think not. That may apply to folk who don't know how to work the system properly but once they they do the average benefit is ?18000 untaxed.
For a couple with 2 children claiming eveything they can its about ?28000 untaxed.
And as you know benefit isn't taxed so work out the equatable amount you'd have to earn to get that pre tax.
A friend of mine who works in the DSS has one person on their books claiming ?1500 a week. I've no idea how but there you go.
?50 a week, if only
What planet are you on?
I think not. That may apply to folk who don't know how to work the system properly but once they they do the average benefit is ?18000 untaxed.
For a couple with 2 children claiming eveything they can its about ?28000 untaxed.
And as you know benefit isn't taxed so work out the equatable amount you'd have to earn to get that pre tax.
A friend of mine who works in the DSS has one person on their books claiming ?1500 a week. I've no idea how but there you go.
?50 a week, if only
Re: Benefit Scroungers
Most of these people have kids,these kids need to be feed. What would you do? Starve them? And the going rate for a single person on JSA is ?56 a week.
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mrmcfister
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Re: Benefit Scroungers
Number 6 ,?50 a week is what I spend on fags for fucks sake !Fuck the kids eating decent food I need my nicotine cos it keeps me sane and the cider keeps me from going mad too.What would I do with myself all day without my fags and the booze? You'll expect me to be getting up before midday next?No, the kids have a nice packet of crisps for their breakfast and share a portion of chips for tea.They don't go short.Do you want me to get a fucking job or sumfink?This is Britain 2009 and I've got my fucking rights you know.You need to mind your own or I'll have to go to the doctor for me stress.
Re: Benefit Scroungers
If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
We have need of you again, great king.
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justincyder
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Re: Benefit Scroungers
I'm not suggesting you don't feed their kids, but my friend I have had the pleasure of being into a numbers of claimers homes over the years, some havn't done a days work in years claiming 'disbility' allowance usually because they're 'stressed' which entitles them to further claim and are as about as disabled as you or I.
Also since when was owning a 42" top of the range plasma TV, a 3 piece leather suite and full sky subscription essential to feeding your kids. Most of the time these 'parents' can be found pissed sitting in a pub somewhere whilst theyre kids are out unsupervised doing as they like.
By all means give them food vouchers which can be spent on food only, not fags thus ensuring their kids are fed.
I do not for one minute suggest that all benefit claimers are like this but a vast proportion are. It is difficult too to sift between those that are taking the piss and those that have genuine need, but once they establish who is taking the piss they should remove all but the absolute minimum allowance from these people.
The adverts make me laugh when they claim that they're clamping down on benefit fraud and ooh you might get a criminal record if you're caught. Does it not occur that the type of person committing benefit fraud doesn't give a flying fuck about having a criminal record as its hardly all that these days anyway.
Also since when was owning a 42" top of the range plasma TV, a 3 piece leather suite and full sky subscription essential to feeding your kids. Most of the time these 'parents' can be found pissed sitting in a pub somewhere whilst theyre kids are out unsupervised doing as they like.
By all means give them food vouchers which can be spent on food only, not fags thus ensuring their kids are fed.
I do not for one minute suggest that all benefit claimers are like this but a vast proportion are. It is difficult too to sift between those that are taking the piss and those that have genuine need, but once they establish who is taking the piss they should remove all but the absolute minimum allowance from these people.
The adverts make me laugh when they claim that they're clamping down on benefit fraud and ooh you might get a criminal record if you're caught. Does it not occur that the type of person committing benefit fraud doesn't give a flying fuck about having a criminal record as its hardly all that these days anyway.