Can you help with these questions?

[jimslip]

1/ Why do all the people in the E Harmony ads on television have huge mouths with masses of teeth? !confused!

2/ Having watched "24 Weeks Later" why can Zombies run so fast without getting puffed out? They are obviously breaking all the rules of a healthy lifestyle. They do not have their 5 a day, they do not get a good nights sleep etc If we could recruit a running team made up of Zombie folk, we'd win a bucket full of gold medals in the next Olympics!
It seems that in films, Zombies either move too slow or run too fast, surely they could maybe just walk a little faster than normal folk? !confused!

3/ Why do supermarkets like Tesco's employ voice over's on their ads that sound like loveable, Northern grannies? Is this to mask the fact that they are a bunch of money grabbing thieving bastards? !confused!

[Ned]

1 - It is an American advert

2 - Because they're dead... and yet still alive... like Leonard Cohen!

3 - Probably because Sainsburys have cornered the market in "Buy our stuff and you're more likely to get fucked" husky voiceovers, the Co-Op have the Scottish appeal sewn up and Morrisons got Nick Hancock to cater for fat midlanders.

[Lizard]

Quite Jim, also the bed adverts, they always show fit young couples throwing themselves onto designer beds, (they also have perfect teeth). Why dont they show a couple in there 70,s getting ready for bed, you know! taking thier teeth out, pickin thier feet, farting loudly and having a fucking big row, before turning out the lights, only to have to get up again 5mins later for a piss, it just doesn't make sense..

[Bob Singleton]

What REALLY doesn't make sense is showing DFS furniture in a multi-million pound house. People who own multi-million pound houses don't have DFS furniture (Michael Carroll excepted)

[jimslip]

You said:
......getting ready for bed, you know! taking thier teeth out, pickin thier feet, farting loudly and having a fucking big row, before turning out the lights, only to have to get up again 5mins later for a piss".............go on admit it, you've got one of those spy cameras hidden in our bedroom! !wink!

[frankthring]

Zombies hardly existed in the movies before George Romero made his NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD and he can certainly be called the parent of Zombie movies
as we know them today - as opposed to the staring eyed negro variety
depicted in the great Bob Hope 30s movie THE GHOSTBREAKERS - Now Mr
Romero`s dead, (and numerous ones spawned off his various zombie movies),
clump about so slowly and don`t seem too bright, but are decidedly flesheaters....(there
is a great shot in DIARY OF THE DEAD of several falling like idiots into a swimming pool and walking around the bottom forever).....the makers of the
Brit pic you refer to wanted a "different more cool" zombie so now its trendy to have fast fuckers trying to eat you alive ! Personally I would have thought a
diet of just red raw meat was hardly healthy, no greens or vitamin C, but since
they are dead its all a moot point Jim !! Oh, I also forgot to add that in some
of Romero`s films the zombies are shown as ROTTING ie bits falling off them,
clearly a result of a not so healthy diet (and...er...being dead).

[Lizard]

It was Lara's idea, she told me to hide it behind the commode, I think she got things a bit mixed up, just because I said I quite liked watersports. To be honest there's more action on the local duck pond, we only tune in once a week now.