AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[John Mason]

Well it had to happen sooner or later! Here I am just 48 hours from going to the Seychelles and I get a text message from one of the girls telling me she can't go because of "family problems"!
Not even a phone call, just a text!
Needless to say it was too late to change the ticket (I did ring and ask), so here I am with a spare ticket for the Seychelles (cost ?2,500) going free to anyone who wants it!
Only problem being the name on your passport MUST be Karina Clarke!

[Lizard]

It just so happens.........


regards, Lizard Karina Clarke.

Bag packed

[marcusallen]

Sorted.
There is a large suitcase to be picked up here, says quite slearly KARINA CLARKE.
Do not open until the sunny destination safely reached, when lo and behold............(with bikini)

[jj]

Does anyone know a 24-hour Commissioner of Oaths?
Many years ago, I was 24 hours from Tulsa, but it wasn't much fun......

[graflex Sid]

Can anyone do a fast 'op'?
It's lovely in the Seychelles,blue skies,white sand...but I've got a bit of stubble...mainly the bikini line,like Marcus.

[Dave]

I'm Karina Clark and so's my Wife!

Dave

[Shaun?]

Hope you've packed the Earl Gray.

[jj]

The thought of you in a bikini is not one to be contemplated sober..........but it's better than the thought of you at a nude beach !!

[stephen]

You might not be able to get a refund but you could always get the name on the ticket changed. Just a thought but easier than a sex change or passport fraud.

[John Mason]

Tried that! You can't change names on tickets anymore. Especially if it's a package deal and less than two weeks before you go.