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Well it had to happen sooner or later! Here I am just 48 hours from going to the Seychelles and I get a text message from one of the girls telling me she can't go because of "family problems"!
Not even a phone call, just a text!
Needless to say it was too late to change the ticket (I did ring and ask), so here I am with a spare ticket for the Seychelles (cost ?2,500) going free to anyone who wants it!
Only problem being the name on your passport MUST be Karina Clarke!

It just so happens.........


regards, Lizard Karina Clarke.

Bag packed

Sorted.
There is a large suitcase to be picked up here, says quite slearly KARINA CLARKE.
Do not open until the sunny destination safely reached, when lo and behold............(with bikini)

Does anyone know a 24-hour Commissioner of Oaths?
Many years ago, I was 24 hours from Tulsa, but it wasn't much fun......

Can anyone do a fast 'op'?
It's lovely in the Seychelles,blue skies,white sand...but I've got a bit of stubble...mainly the bikini line,like Marcus.

I'm Karina Clark and so's my Wife!

Dave

Hope you've packed the Earl Gray.

The thought of you in a bikini is not one to be contemplated sober..........but it's better than the thought of you at a nude beach !!

You might not be able to get a refund but you could always get the name on the ticket changed. Just a thought but easier than a sex change or passport fraud.

Tried that! You can't change names on tickets anymore. Especially if it's a package deal and less than two weeks before you go.