Bloody scroungers.

[andy at handiwork]

The cheek of these people. Set the scrounger-police on them.

[Sam Slater]

That's funny because I was in the dentists the other day looking for free veneers. They had these snotty little corgis with them and when asked if they were claiming benefits they looked horrified, said "Naw, we're Royals and this surgery happens to be built inside the King's old deer-hunting forest boundaries, which means free dentistry." They then burst out laughing and added in a few snorts before skipping out and Charlie giving Camilla a cheeky smack on the arse with his riding crop.

Anyway, I just happened to come out as they were riding off in a royal carriage complete with a jester balancing himself on the two front horses and juggling a Charles & Diana commemorative plate, a dead fox and the Koh-i-Noor diamond.

This happens more than people think and if you don't believe me you're just a dickhead.

[Deano!]

I reckon you just made that up because you hate the Royals. Lier.

[David Johnson]

Thanks Andy for liftng the lid on a growing social problem in Britain, which is laying low this once proud country.

And that is..... members of the Royal Family who make claiming benefits a "lifestyle choice". I mean, for heaven's sake, when is that Prince Andrew going to get a proper job?

I often meet members of the Royal Family when I pop into my exclusive local wine bar in Blackpool. They have usually flown by private jet into Blackpool International in order to see the Illuminations.

And between you, me and a bottle of Bolly, they are all at it. Claiming for a royal palace, they haven't got. Setting off a gamekeeper or two, that they don't employ against tax. And as for the breeding in order to increase their child benefits. Just don't get me started. It's not right, you know!

Cheers
D

[The Last Word]

Haven't they got some family silver to flog?

[planeterotica]

She gets the cold weather allowance, bus pass and free TV licemce what more does she want !queen!

[jimslip]

Her Mag after finding out she was being refused her, "Benny's"

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[Lizard]

Iv'e told you Gordon, It's over, you're not PM anymore, just accept it