Gary Glitter will be taking a holiday in Chile for a few days where he has heard there are some very dirty miners that are ready to be taken up the shaft.
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I said to my wife in bed "Give me a chilean miner!"
She said "Is that the one where I go down to the bottom of your shaft and stay there 'til Christmas?"
I replied, "No, that's the one where you fuck off down a hole and don't bother me for 4 months."
She said "Is that the one where I go down to the bottom of your shaft and stay there 'til Christmas?"
I replied, "No, that's the one where you fuck off down a hole and don't bother me for 4 months."
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First night home from hospital one of the miners asked his wife if they could shag with the lights off, to which she replied " Certainly, anything for you" He then asked if they could do it doggy style and again she replied "Certainly,anything for you my love". He then asked if he could call her Pedro.
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Liverpool FC have offered free season tickets to the Chilean miners as a gift...
...so far 31 have asked to go back down the mine.
...so far 31 have asked to go back down the mine.
"But how to make Liverpool economically prosperous? If only there was some way for Liverpudlians to profit from going on and on about the past in a whiny voice."
- Stewart Lee
- Stewart Lee