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Joke
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:39 pm
by Zorro
Gary Glitter will be taking a holiday in Chile for a few days where he has heard there are some very dirty miners that are ready to be taken up the shaft.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:41 pm
by max_tranmere
haha.
Re: Joke
Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:51 pm
by Lizard
I said to my wife in bed "Give me a chilean miner!"
She said "Is that the one where I go down to the bottom of your shaft and stay there 'til Christmas?"
I replied, "No, that's the one where you fuck off down a hole and don't bother me for 4 months."
Re: Joke
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:14 am
by RoddersUK
This came out within a week of them being trapped.
Re: Joke
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 5:37 am
by steve56
Babs Windsors rushed off to fuck the miners then write a book about it later!
Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:52 pm
by RoddersUK
First night home from hospital one of the miners asked his wife if they could shag with the lights off, to which she replied " Certainly, anything for you" He then asked if they could do it doggy style and again she replied "Certainly,anything for you my love". He then asked if he could call her Pedro.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:22 am
by Bob Singleton
Liverpool FC have offered free season tickets to the Chilean miners as a gift...
...so far 31 have asked to go back down the mine.