John Mason's Trip to the Seychelles

[webmasterjms@coolpiranha.com]

As some of you will know, John's trip to the Seychelles began with a girl cancelling and John being unable to replace her at short notice.

Since then he's:

1. Pissed of a Russian mafia don by snapping his bird
2. Endured several days of brutal rain
3. Soaked his camear gear
4. Yesterday, a massive cyclone tore the island he's staying at apart!

If John ever asks anyone to go away with him, just remember he's now being called Cyclone Mason!

And don't ask him to help you choose your lottery numbers.

[jj]

Well, Tara PMT's just up the road: she'll be up for a shoot (don't forget to tempt her with some nice juicy maggots)........

[magoo]

Well you know the old saying. It never rains but it pours.

Poor old John. I bet hes lost a few bandanas in that cyclone. But I always thought that pirates(even gay ones) were used to those sort of storms.

[Sie]

Never mind I bet your camera is hanging on a washing line drying out cost too much to get wet. Maybe check the weather? Go some where you'll be to hot. only joking.

All the best from me.

[magoo]

...erm. Hes from Barcelona you know.

[David Spenser]

Sounds exactly the sort of debacle only John could could be at the centre of!

Wonder if he ended up with a horse's head in his bed... wouldn't be the first time, either. I've seen some of his previous conquests.

[jj]

I think the Russian mafia use bear's heads as their calling-cards.
But in the circumstances a more appropriate part of the horse to use would have been its arse...........poor ole Pirate.

[Peter]

A friend of mine who worked in that part of the world for a while told me the Mafia's favourite "first warning" was a well super-glued dildo rammed up the guys arse!

[jj]

.......good grief, what's the second one, then?
A thermonuclear enema?

[Peter]

The second, and usually final, is being strapped to a bed so that you're totally immobile, then an electric iron is placed on your chest, plugged in and left!