Blair, the godfather

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David Johnson
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Blair, the godfather

Post by David Johnson »

Apparently Tony Blair is godfather to Rupert Murdoch's 9 year old daughter, Grace. This emerged last night as a result of an interview with Wendy Deng, Murdoch's wife.

Blair was in attendance at a "star-studded" baptism on the banks of the Jordan, at the spot where Jesus is said to have undergone his baptism. Don't ask which one played the part of Jesus.

Althought the event was photographed by Hello magaizine, (who else) no mention was made of Blair's involvement.

Ya kept that one secret, Tony!

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bamboo
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Re: Blair, the godfather

Post by bamboo »

It says in the paper, that according to Vogue magazine, he was 'garbed in white'. That'll be next season's must have outfit, for sure.

Also, I think they're mistaken. Blair wasn't on the banks of the Jordan, he was hovering about an inch above the flowing river, arms outstretched.
Arginald Valleywater
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Re: Blair, the godfather

Post by Arginald Valleywater »

Without doubt the nastiest single indivudual ever to occupy the Oval Office sorry 10 Downing Street..war monger par excellence.
David Johnson
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Bamboo

Post by David Johnson »

Just picked up a message from Tony for you.

"Son, your sins are absolved".

Lucky you.

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firefly
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Re: Bamboo

Post by firefly »

Not often I agree with most people on this site but Tony and Cherie are s**t
Jonone
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Re: Blair, the godfather

Post by Jonone »

I wouldn't credit Murdoch with much of a sense of humour but asking Blair to be shrouded in white - symbolic of innocence and purity - is a joke right ?
David Johnson
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Jonone

Post by David Johnson »

Yeah, sounds like the script for a spoof media show set in Heaven.

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bamboo
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Re: Bamboo

Post by bamboo »

As long as he doesn't start the laying on of hands ritual!

!puke!
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