16 Fiona Cooper vids for ?40

[Frog]

Hi all,

I'm selling off my last 16 Fiona Cooper vids at ?3 a piece or ?40 for the lot (+?10 p&p).
Complete list available at
Do not hesitate to e.mail me if you should need any further details.

Cheers

Pierrick

[watters]

Pierrick, je les prends. Les autres sont trop tard.

[jj]

Honi soit qui merde y pense......

[Frog]

JJ, you could have told me you were fluent in French )))
Excellent!

[Jay]

honi?

i understood watters , he wants to take the lot.

but honi... 'which shit thinks'???



mon Fran?ais n'est pas tr?s bon

[alec]

Supposedly the incident which led to the founding of the Order of the Garter. Edward III was dancing with a lady of the court when her garter fell to the floor. He picked it up and realising that the incident could be misinterpreted he looked round and said 'Honi soit qui mal y pense.', the motto of that order. 'Evil be to him who evil thinks.' is how it is translated in history textbooks, leading to the schoolboy 'humour' 'Evil be to him with smelly pants'. English kings of the 14th century spoke French. Here endeth the lesson.

[magoo (hungover)]

Anyone remember Longmans audio visual french from school? I think it taught me many an irrelevent french phrase but nothing usefull.

Ou est le chat?

Il est dans le jardin avec Jean Paul.

Ou est le cheap booze and do you have anything to declare?

Yes officer its in the van and I declare I am a smuggler and an alcoholic

[jj]

My French is restricted largely to the sort of conversation one might have around Pigalle, or perhaps at a fromagerie........

[magoo(drunk again)]

Ou est le fromagerie?

Il est dans le biblioteque avec Claudette.

Sorry but I am drunk and therefor unable to consider cheese related posts or to speak proper French.

[Mother Magoo (worried)]

...and you're not 'drunk (again)'.
You didn't sober up enough from last night to be '(again)'.
Oh, what a viper in my bosom, to have such an ungrateful son... [weeps bitterly, exit stage left, pursued by a bear]