Attn: carl

[Phil K]

If you don't like this forum and how it's conducted, then please don't let us keep you here. I for one won't lose any sleep over it.

[magoo]

I did not see what carl posted but I bet he had a few digs at me during his post. He is always having a go at me. Or am I being paranoid?

[Lizard]

Wouldn,t want you to feel paranoid magoo!it was nothing to do with your fine self.


I,m on coffee tonight....phew

[magoo]

Enjoy the coffee Lizard. I though for a minute you said "I am on Koffi Annan tonight". Shudder!

I wasnt realy that bothered if young carl had a go at me. I have dealt with much worse individuals and situations. Did I ever tell you about the time I lost my passport and got detained by official looking types with funny foreign accents and machine guns when I was abroad? The bastards did not even offer me a cuppa!

[Lizard]

It,s no wonder the worlds in turmoil magoo, with that attitude.

[Andy]

Yes, the world would be a much better place if everybody sat down for a nice quiet cup of tea at least once a day.

And watched at least one porno. And had a good wank.

It would save a lot of bother, you know. Stress relief, you see.

[Lizard]

Couldn,t agree more Andy.

[jj]

I told 'ee not to go to Lunnun......

[Lizard]

Many a true word jj.

[Dr Magoo]

I followed the map that I bought in my local shop. It was not very local as it was in Dusseldorf. Lines and lines and more lines.

I prescribe two of these pink tablets. Now make sure you take them you silly patient!

Now go out please!

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