Totally O/T. The Move.

[Chairman Miaow]

Well, my so-called master finally managed it and we are now safely ensconsed in a new Headquarters-but only by the skin of my whiskers.
He got these great gormless gorrilas and a van so the physical moving of his gear was OK. (When it came to me, I tore the arse out of him before he snaggled me into a mobile peter that I personally would not assign to a snail, let alone one of my stature). Then came the hard bit-he is CATegorically useless at re-assembling his petty belongings and I've come accross mice with a better understanding of electronics!
Dear Reader, he has been muttering, grumbling - swearing even-but I close my ears to such human frailties. After all, he's got his milk and I've got mine, what's the big deal? Humans!!!
He is off to Greece (where the hell is that? near the CATatonia Republic?) next week, says he needs a rest! Humans!!!
As I write, he's in deep conversation with some chap called Johnny Walker,probably trying to get technical advice. Humans!!!

[McCavity the Mystery Cat]

Nice to get the feline perspective for a change: when these zeebs here talk about pussies, it's usually pretty weird stuff.
BTW, J Walker is to humans what catnip is to your good self.

[Chairman Miaow]

Gotcha McCAT,
Thanks for the tip. I just hope that the pussy-chat you refer to is in no way derogatory to the feline race or I'' have to have claws at dawn with him again.
JW = Milk, Cool.

[McCavity the Mystery Cat]

Nothing to do with us felines at all, AFAICT, apart from the reference to hair....though the preference of some humans for bald cats is a bit odd- just let them try it on me with a Philishave.
A lot of them also seem to enjoy licking cats, which is a bit rum since they're not too keen when I do it them.

[Chairman Miaow]

If MA tries licking me, he's in for some kind of treatment I can tell you McCAT my friend.
What's this Phillishave business? He had a human here the other day called Phil, is that the one, I bloody hope not, he was almost as ugly as Himself. BUT, This human had a giant pussycat with him who was TASTY, not that I'm into single-sex relationships you understand. (Course, I could be tempted...)

[marcusallen]

Apologies for the above; once I taught her to spell she could not wait to get on the keyboard(again)
Fucking Pussies!!

[Lizard]

Good evening M.A. glad the drugs have worn off,happy house move.

[Shaun?]

Nothing wrong with fucking pussies, it's what this site is based around:?)

[TheProf]

With or without hair...
..but we are glad she is OK after the move-the cat gets ALL the cream.
TheProf.