Black Label 54

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'HSS 2' on the menus, 'HSS II' on the opening-credits.
Fiorina as Jwnnifer Love.

Juxtaposing the girls with performance cars is pretty infantile,
possibly aimed at that portion of Private's market which has to have
the longer words in 'Nuts' magazine read out to it, and has difficulty
deciphering the legend on cans of lager. I shudder to think what this
film's carbon-footprint must have been... and at one point Ribas is
filmed using his mobile whilst apparently driving one of these
machines; is this not illegal in Spain? If not, it ought to be.
Nice 'E'-type, though....
The girls are made to sprawl 'sexily' over the cars before the screwing
commences. For God's sake, grow up, Ribas; they're fucking you
because you're paying them, not because you've hired a flash car for
the day. Once the juvenilia has been dispensed with however, the sex
is hot and mostly well-filmed. Widescreen.

1) Fiorina- bald DP, +Ramon Nomar/Toni Ribas.
Is RN the only palindromic stunt-cock around? If he'd instead called
himself the tautologous 'Ramon Ramon' I could have worked in some
doubtless highly-amusing crack about 'Jam?n, jam?n' but alas, it was
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2) Simony [with her 'owl']- anal, +David Perry.
Note: alert readers [assuming there ARE any readers, and further
assuming that any of these possbly imaginary readers are still awake
during this Private marathon] will have noticed that I don't describe
Simony's scenes as 'bald b/g', etc.; as for other actresses [e.g.
Barbara Voice] whose 'default mode' is depilated the 'bald' seems
somewhat otiose. Of course, where such girls do appear with hair,
I mention the fact.
She still looks fantastic after the mild makeover but her tits seem to
have drooped a little [postpartum? Is this why she keeps her minidress
on throughout?]; anyway, the performance is still exceptional.
Definition is fine but the scene is too reddish:
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3) Claudia and Suzie- anals, +TR.
Pretty good, but again the red/yellow bias keeps creeping in:
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4) Suzie Diamond- anal, +Marco Nero.
I'm sure he send his mum flowers every week but Nero looks like a
convict, or a Neo-Nazi; I don't object to razor-cuts per se but this
one has grown back to an extent that I last saw in De Niro's portrayal
of Frankenstein's monster:
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5) Eve and Destiny- both bald b/g, +RN.
Destiny is cutely pretty and Eve is sultry and slim, in the Sarah James
mould. Bonus points for Eve keeping her peep-toe stilettoes on
throughout... if you look closely you can see Private's actuary nervously
biting his fingernails, lest her heels scratch the Ferrari's paintwork:
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BTS stuff [including Perry's rather enigmatic T-shirt]:
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