United Colors of Sex (199?)

[corona]

United Colors of Sex (199?)

A couple of things:

The penny dropped. Wondered why the green logo looked so dull?
..of course, it's based on the United Colors of Benetton logo - Doh!

The Vhs cover names the film United Colors of Sex. During the actual film, it is called United Colours of Sex (they spell Color Colour).

One final thing. There's continuity error. During the scene with the short fat black man D?sir Bastareaud and Capucine Laroche, Suraya Jamal in the Lounge, the open fire is on, then off, then on!

[jj]

The alternate title is already noted.

Another oddity: "Jogi aus Senegal" and "Sascha aus Jamaika" for Capucine
and Ophelia ???? Couldn't they have thought of two less implausible nations?

[corona]

I have to guess D?sir Bastareaud plays the part of Dennis from Trinidad

[corona]

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D?sir Bastareaud appears to enjoy every minute, including the drink at the end.

[Dx.One]

>>Another oddity: "Jogi aus Senegal" and "Sascha aus Jamaika" for Capucine
>>and Ophelia ???? Couldn't they have thought of two less implausible nations?

In the text on the backcover is explained that the name Afram (aus Pakistan) refers to Capucine
and that Maria refers to Ophelia.

see here


Ophelia's alias "Maria" is missing on the frontcover and onscreen. But only with this name all (sex-)performers of this movie are covered.

[jj]

Thanks.

Trying to visualize Capucine as Pakistani leaves my head spinning : -0)

[corona]

I guess the red dot on the forehead (Capucine Laroche) Afram from Pakistan. She's not dark enough really. She looks more Turkish.

[jj]

corona wrote:
> I guess the red dot on the forehead (Capucine Laroche) ....

The bindi is traditionally a Hindu decoration and hence more appropriate to
India than largely Muslim Pakistan, so they didn't even get that right.

[corona]

Looks like they didn't do their homework, not that Google existed back then. Besides, they probably wrote the script on the back of a beer mat while dreaming up the plan.

1992 or 1995 ?

Found this funny review:
High-concept has been a clich? in Hollywood for three decades now, so it's not surprising it's a notion infecting the porn industry as well. This German swill is based on the dubious gimmick of recruiting a multi-national cast to hump. Sort of mixed-combo on steroids.

Problem is director "Dino" (Baumberger) has merely slopped together several all-sex stagings and clumsily spliced it together as a video. With some kink tossed in it's about as unappetizing and mediocre a package as one could imagine.

Opening is set in Paris with an Irish stud (John McDowell) and lovely Swedish blonde (Elena). Uncredited beauty Suraya Jamal enters his room and services him, as Elena heads to a pub. The two areas of activity are cross-cut, with Elena having sex with a Black waiter (Jogi from Senegal) while no one else in the pub pays any attention.

Second segment has two beautiful lesbians having sex in front of a fireplace, including Kim from Malaysia. A portly Black dwarf (vaguely familiar from other European porn, particularly EROTIC ADVENTURES OF RED RIDING HOOD) peers in the window at them, and joins for a threesome. The grotesque guy does not have a spectacular cock but is good for a money shot (and of course kinks up the dozing-off video no end).

Finale is an endless dinner party in a restaurant, shot real-time and boring as all get out. Essentially the nine cast members are brought together and have an orgy. This is lazy, unwatchable XXX at its crummiest.

[jj]

corona wrote:
> Looks like they didn't do their homework, not that Google existed back then.
Back then [I remember it well... ] we had things called books, and an education
system that [mostly] worked : -)


> Besides, they probably wrote the script on
> the back of a beer mat while dreaming up the plan.
Recycling - it saves paper. Very green : -))


> 1992 or 1995 ?
Not sure......


> Found this funny review:
Might apply to almost any porno.