Beware HHHC

[marcusallen]

I have been reliably informed by my spies at Charing X nick that the Autumn (no offence darling) catalogue from Harry's Caff is now on the street, but should be in the gutter. It contains filth and obscenity enough to make the average High Court Judge throw away his suspender belt and take up Hari Krishna.(or should that be Hara Kiri?)
He is willingly aided and abetted by such nefarious characters as One-Eyed-Jack, to name but one.
This shameful document will plonk onto doormats all over the UK in the coming days, so BEWARE. DO NOT OPEN. You will be tempted to succumb to shameful acts of lewdness and depravity from which you may never recover.
You have been warned.
I now return to my deep discussion with J.Walker, esq to determine what, if any, further action I should take as a pure-minded,moralistic pillar of Society ,in the best interests of all you clean-living, decent, upright citizens.

[Windowlicker]

sorry, gonna have to poke my eyes out to stop me from looking at it...

[benspal]

So it's a good read then, is it!