When we watch a porn film it may last 2hrs (more than me!) but how much are you interested in?,probably 15mins, because were only interested mainly in the build up and the finish etc, so the question is, does anybody know of a decent h/c film with a credible storyline? (British or otherwise) ie: almost a main stream movie but with penatration shots etc, full sex, blow jobs
the usual stuff, but within the context of a believable plot/story, and I,m not talking about gonzo stuff here, more like, Shindlers list but with d.p, or Heat with Pacino getting his knob polished.
So the most credible film,. with h/c sex, or do they not exist.
Now, where,s my cup..
Lizard, searching for the truth.
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David Spenser
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
Lizard, surely that's what the 'fast forward' button on my VCR remote is for? The minute anyone starts talking or appears fully-clothed, it's time to reach for the remote!
If you want mildly amusing story and special FX, then try Rocco Never Dies. I think it's got a dwarf in it, too, which is always a plus point.
Otherwise, you're only going to get American porn girls acting. And you know how that can be.
If you want mildly amusing story and special FX, then try Rocco Never Dies. I think it's got a dwarf in it, too, which is always a plus point.
Otherwise, you're only going to get American porn girls acting. And you know how that can be.
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Crimpo
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
...almost as bad as the American porn guys acting - fuggedaboutit
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Ghostdog
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
There is a french movie about to hit our screens with several scenes of depravity.... can't remember the name of it though, anybody else have a clue?
All I can remember is that the BBFC were slammed for giving it an 18 cert.
All I can remember is that the BBFC were slammed for giving it an 18 cert.
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crofter
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
all the Tanya Hansen films have some sort of a plot lizard, as do most of the Marc Dorcel films, but if you want real plot and real acting take a look back at the 70s early 80s.
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Holden McGroyn
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
For sheer cheezy shite, I have a film called Samurai Sluts From Mars...or something like that.
Not the best storyline but then I wouldn't remember really...fast forward junkie.
But some of the American novelty films were amusing. Throbbin' Hood. Backside To The Future......
Still Holden McGroyn
Not the best storyline but then I wouldn't remember really...fast forward junkie.
But some of the American novelty films were amusing. Throbbin' Hood. Backside To The Future......
Still Holden McGroyn
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joe king
Re: O/T Lizard, searching for the truth.
'Deep Throat'
and it's intentionally funny in parts.
Gerard Damiano makes a cameo appearance (the Hitchcock of porn?).
He plays a camp/gay character. Was he reacting to the cliche of hairdressers/barbers as gay?
He seems to have a lot of appearances in non-sex roles.
I've seen him in
Satisfiers Of Alpha Blue (he was on screen right at the end I think)
Devil In Miss Jones
I didn't see him in Water-power (weird film)
and it's intentionally funny in parts.
Gerard Damiano makes a cameo appearance (the Hitchcock of porn?).
He plays a camp/gay character. Was he reacting to the cliche of hairdressers/barbers as gay?
He seems to have a lot of appearances in non-sex roles.
I've seen him in
Satisfiers Of Alpha Blue (he was on screen right at the end I think)
Devil In Miss Jones
I didn't see him in Water-power (weird film)
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stroker
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
the film ghostdog refers to is baise moi, i have seen it on foreign satellite channel and its really erotic and explicit.
lizard would also enjoy an american film called Chloe, featuring
some mainstream porno stars but with a good storyline about a doctor who picks up a hitchiker who has split from her boyfriend.
after looking after her at his house he puts her on some medication and then him and his mate use her as their fuck toy.
its got a good plot, and sexy as well as pornographic !
its far better than the usual high heels and wigs and fast car
rich bitch style american crap they continually turn out.
what we want is an "eastenders" but pornographic style serial,
imagine danielle westbrook going down on some of the regulars of the queen vic. now that would be worth watching!!
lizard would also enjoy an american film called Chloe, featuring
some mainstream porno stars but with a good storyline about a doctor who picks up a hitchiker who has split from her boyfriend.
after looking after her at his house he puts her on some medication and then him and his mate use her as their fuck toy.
its got a good plot, and sexy as well as pornographic !
its far better than the usual high heels and wigs and fast car
rich bitch style american crap they continually turn out.
what we want is an "eastenders" but pornographic style serial,
imagine danielle westbrook going down on some of the regulars of the queen vic. now that would be worth watching!!
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alec
Re: Lizard, searching for the truth.
As crofter says, you have to go back to the early 80s and before in the US (apart from the films made by John Leslie in the early 90s before he went gonzo, Curse of the Catwoman being the best) or to the early 90s in France and Italy - the Marc Dorcel label and directors like Mario Salieri in Italy.
Recently watched and recommended - Too Naughty to Say No, 1984, supposedly based on a story by the Marquis de Sade. Angel is a girl in a convent school with fellow pupil Ginger Lynn and Mother Superior Lisa de Leeuw. Angel falls asleep and has a dream where Ginger demonstrates her skills with Jamie Gillis while Angel watches, then takes her to meet Lisa de Leeuw who is the madam of a brothel, is auctioned off to a client dressed as a Nazi, escapes, is 'interrogated' by two cops, finds herself in a coffin being resurrected by being made to give a blowjob to Prince Charming, Harry Reems, etc., etc. Not realistic of course, though recognisably a dream, but these things only work if the story is about sex in my opinion.
Recently watched and recommended - Too Naughty to Say No, 1984, supposedly based on a story by the Marquis de Sade. Angel is a girl in a convent school with fellow pupil Ginger Lynn and Mother Superior Lisa de Leeuw. Angel falls asleep and has a dream where Ginger demonstrates her skills with Jamie Gillis while Angel watches, then takes her to meet Lisa de Leeuw who is the madam of a brothel, is auctioned off to a client dressed as a Nazi, escapes, is 'interrogated' by two cops, finds herself in a coffin being resurrected by being made to give a blowjob to Prince Charming, Harry Reems, etc., etc. Not realistic of course, though recognisably a dream, but these things only work if the story is about sex in my opinion.