French Connection Pt 2

[marcusallen]

Re:"French Movie" previous thread.

Why on earth a bunch of "forriners" should want to deal with a Hairy Jock is beyond me, when there are ENGLISH Gentlemen available. I mean, take away the dreaded kilt, undoubted talent etc. etc. ad nauseum and what have you got? A fucking hairy Jock.
Be honest; apart from a zillion galloons of oil, couple of naughty ladies, Kenny Dalgleish/Graham Souness/couple of world champ boxers, A.G. Bell etc, what have they ever done for us worthy of recocnition - so why shoud we recognise this particular hairy Jock. It is a fucking liberty and I feel he should be strung up on the gallows at TYBURN-post hast-before he further corrupts our pure Society with his (sadly) immensly popular filth.

I speak with my other hat as a founder memebr of the KEEP US CLEAR COMMITTE (KUNT).

All contributions to Party funds will be distributed as fairly as all political party funds are currently.

PS. Having communed with The Chairman after this WARNING, we have come to the same conclusion, so I KNOW I am right.

[Shaun?]

Do you want financial or liquid contributions. Obviously as you are against the Scots the liquid donations will not be whiskey, didn't think about that did you?

[marcusallen]

I was refring to "people" and not of course the wonderful medicine which is the only TRUE/REAL/WORTHWHILE excuse for thgat miserable region North of anywhere to be recognised (excliuding certain ladies but INCLUDING most kilted wonders).

I stand corrected Shaun; should have made myself clear.
Why Sir John of Walker was never knighted is one of life's mysteries - unless of course you are as enlightened as myself, in which case you will already know that ALL politicians are lying slags who should be in the slammer for ninety dsays in a "two-up" with a ginormous tattooed tranny.

[Lizard]

Marcus,your being a tad harsh towards our celtic companions, they have brought many great things to the table, the Kranky,s
Lorraine kelly, er! that rare bird the "haggis", caber tossing and dont forget deep fried mars bars!also as Shaun points out so rightly! J.Walker without whom you would be in deep shit!
also not all Jocks are hairy, I went out with a scot,s lass who didn,t have a hair on her body, fair enough she had alopecia, but thats beside the point, a nicer girl you couldn,t have met. Anyway it,s time to give credit where it,s due, swallow your pride pour yourself a stiffy (again) and toss a pilchard to the chairman, then reconsider your views.
The world will seem like a much nicer place.
Until tomorrow when the hangover kicks in, then all bets are off!

Kind regards as always, (Lizard mc Tosh.)

[Shaun?]

Liz, you forgot the global empire of McDonalds burger chain ). Where would we be without the engineering clan, MacHines?

[Lizard]

Quite right Shaun, I was forgetting meself, och eye so I was!
I didnee remember te anclude tham as weeal.

[Phil McC]

Well said Shaun I always have a half pounder under my kilt,
For the historians amoung you I am sure you will know of the Auld Alliance where Scotland and France joined together to duff up the Engish.

Phil McC

[Shaun?]

I've heard from a good source it's a 1/4 pounder ))

[Lizard]

With cheese?

[buttsie]

Its either a junior burger or a hot dog
depending on his state of mind...lol

cheers
B...OZ