DOGGING SHOOT NIGHTMARE FROM HELL!

[louiza ray]

TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF A BLACK UK SUPERSLUT VOL 1 BY LOUIZA RAY AND LIMEY DICK...

We were going to wait for the Strictly Broadband Xmas Party, but we've just got to share this one...

In case anybody did'nt know I am busy setting up my own Prodcution Company and shooting tons of content continuously. There is the 'Two Black Babes' series with Lala, the 'Louiza Ray Black Gangbang Queen' volumes and last night it was the first shoot for the 'Louiza Ray goes Darn' Doggin' Crazy' series...Over to LIMEY DICK, Cameraman and Producer...

LD...There we were, in pitch darkness, deep in the middle of the New Forest
with Louiza on her back sucking and wanking five cocks like a world champion dogging superstar. It was shaping up for a brilliant shoot, clothes off in two minutes, squirting orgasms in three and then, just as we hit the five minute mark and the torchlights were catching the amazing action a panic stricken cry went up from one of the participants!

'OLD BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

LOUIZA RAY.....At first I thought it was a joke, but I felt the rock hard cock in my mouth go immediately soft and I knew it was no bloody joke then! I jumped up, covered in baby oil, pussy dripping, bollock naked just in time to glimpse bodies running in all directions, torchbeams flashing crazily into the trees and a loud voice then shouted 'Stop, stop now!'....I stood frozen still for a moment and then felt LIMEY DICK grab me...'Run!!' he shouted and suddenly it was every man and one stark naked porn bitch in thigh length boots for themselves and the coppers torches were flashing onto my naked black arse as we legged it into the trees!....

LD....I made sure I had grabbed the cameras before I grabbed LOUIZA, who was standing frozen like a naked Rabbit in the old bill's torchlight, then we were off, running, crashing through bushes, brambles, bogs and puddles, this was the ultimate nightmare dogging shoot and it was happening to us in total and complete darkness!

LOUIZA RAY....2 BLOODY HOURS LATER, we slowly crawled out of the bushes covered in stinking boggy mud to a totally empty car park miles from anywhere and with no transport home....There was only one thing a girl could do...I started to boo hoo loudly and LIMEY DICK had to shout at me to snap me out of my trance! I'd fell over in bogs, down in ditches and my thigh high boots looked like a pair of muddy fisherman's wellies...


LD...Whilst we were lost in the Forest it was truly horrendous, I was okay but LOUIZA was convinced that the distant rumble of what sounded like a military Helicopter was a Police one sent up to track us with infra-red radar...I kid you not and it took me 10 minutes to convince her that it costs hundreds of thousands an hour to send up one of them and that they do not do it for one naked Dogger in the New Forest at night! With that dealt with we set off to the car park and sat watching as the old bill stayed there awaiting for us to emerge for another hour! There was no way we were going out being I had ten hours of footage stored on the camera hard-drive and we were not risking losing that if they siezed it...Finally they drove away and I began to try and ring people, but where the shite were we? I could't tell any body! we were driven there...Then the real nightmare dawned....

LOUIZA RAY...Yes, I'd done the real girly thing and left my handbag containing all my I.D etc on the blanket upon which I was sucking cock! So basically we hid in the woods for nothing because the police knew who I was anyway now. Funniest thing was there was still guys driving in flashing their torches hoping they could still get a piece of the action. But to there
dismay I looked like i had been dragged through a swamp backwards and even I had now lost my normally ferocious appetite for cock!! Thank god a 'CO-STAR' came back and finally rescued us around midnight. We got home just in time to recieve a call from the Forest Police, to tell us there would be no charges and inviting us to pick up my belongings which were now stored in a "Long brown bag" in a rural police station.

LD....Next day we woke and realised LOUIZA'S number one vibrator, which she needed for a 'RED CHAIR' shoot that afternoon, was in the bag. So were my flat keys. So was the code to our phone lock which stops our kids financially ruining us when we are out. We turned on the computer and it had been invaded by four Trojans overnight...We had to hire ladders to get in, spend ?32.99 on a new Vibrator, oh and just to top it off, my mobile broke down completely. (bog water) All I can say is, there is never a dull moment on Louiza's shoots, that's for frigging sure but hopefully there will not be a sequel to this true life disaster! But there is one thing she has learnt from this....



'Tiny Black Pussies DONT always get the cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

XXXLOUIZARAYXXX

[one eyed jack]

Sounds way more dramatic than my previous scrapes with her majestys finest and a movie in itself.

I bet the police were having a bit of a giggle about it all. Not that theyd share that with you mind.

Nice to hear some people are earning their porno stripes! !laugh!

[louiza ray]

Copyright already sorted!!!! lol, but every word is completely true!!! Mind you we still think after all that hiding the copper was looking for action too.

[strictlybroadband]

!laugh!

Yeah, you should have done a Marino and invited the coppers to join in.

Louiza, you're always guaranteed to provide entertainment - just not always intentional.

[Marino]

Just to clarify I never invited the coppers to join in. They took their clothes off and steamed in.
I would not invite a copper anywhere.

[biffalo]

You should've gone burgling or mugging..the bastards wouldn't have bothered you then

[Lala_X]

Well....girl!! Only you....ONLY YOU!!!!! Laugh....I nearly pissed my knickers (if I'd been wearing any that was).........will call you tonight and you can give me the full run down.
Lalaxx

[Jonone]

Sounds like the film 'Southern Comfort' only this was 'Southern Discomfort'. Crikey !

[neoXaur]

Sod the sex, just show us the movie as it is with some 'trimmings' added )

[Jock Strap]

That is a FUCKING CLASSIC story!!!