Mad professor porn idea - female self-oral?!

[Mr Mark]

This just came to me in the bath.... such a wicked idea i've had to jump out starkers to appall you all!....

Is it possible, do you think, for an extremely agile / gymnastic girl to give herself head?

Was txting a girl friend of mine from the tub, and she was asking if it really is possible to blow yourself (apparently Prince had a couple of ribs removed so he could), and i remember trying once when i was about 15, and almost breaking my neck in shock, when my mum called upstairs that dinner was ready

Well, you see those gymnasts on the telly that can make themselves contort in all wierd and wonderful positions... I personally would pay good money for a nubile, fit hotty to dress as a gymnast, pull her costume to the side and tuck in...

Any offers ladies???

(I have visions now of the great and the good adult female performing population all turning up at casualty, having had a try! lol)

[Mr Mark]

I'll read this in the morning and will be thoroughly ashamed of myself...

[Cenobitez]

There is a chap on this forum who can do it, i forget his name but it was at one party or another where he proved it.

I know one girl who can almost lick her self, if you push her head she can touch her clit with her tongue (don't ask how we found this out), if her tongue was about another half in longer.

Need a gymnast or someone with triple joints

[Mr Mark]

Well, the idea's in the 'wank bank' now.

Hmm, could suggest it to Sony, as the new video for the Big Brother twins, Sam and Amanda's new version of Barbie Girl.

It'd be a winner!

[Ron T. Storm]

Sounds good to me.

Get the ladies to do it. Sounds a winner to me.

[harmonyhex]

I'm gonna be giving this a go tomorrow. I'm extremely flexible in strange ways so maybe this is one more thing I can add to my list. I can already play with my nipples with my toes and brush my hair using my feet tee hee

[Mr Mark]

Harmony Hex in self-munching technicolor - that's just too much information to digest....

*cue Sid James* cccrrrroooowwwwooooorrrrrrrrrr

[one eyed jack]

Aw yeah man. Now thats wood city!

[nikcam]

It is said that many a good idea comes when wollowing in the bath - take Archimedes for example!! Also good ideas come when one is just about to drift off in slumber, but those ideas are often forgotten.
Bloody good job you were in the bath then!! Eureka!!

[NJField]

HH you strange woman hahaha only joking hun im sure we have all tried to clean our teeth with our feet, though could be an interesting watch, though reading the post heard the Prince thing was a bit of a myth though one of the guys at Manumission in Ibiza could actually do this.

Nick

oh and sorry Harmony i didnt call you when in London but i hope your little do down Soho went well x