O/T Penis envy......

[Lizard]

[joe king]

are you gay? do you have repressed feelings about the bodies of other men? do you enjoy watching other men on screen?

[magoo]

Of course he doesnt. He might have repressed feelings towards other Lizards but not men. Now stop picking on Lizard Joe. Hes not a bender and he makes great tea.

Liz, I rubbed it vigourously and low and behold it sprang to attention. If only my own was so reliable.....

[Lizard]

Youv,e heard of the gay pirate! what about the gay reptile?
I must admit I enjoy watching other men on screen as well joe,
why only the other night I found myself watching De-niro in a Bronx tale! and ENJOYED it, oh dear, also I stopped at the Wimpy on the M6 and had a "bender in a bun". As far as repression goes, I once had all me furniture repressed by bailiffs, blimy! I,m fucked...I,ll go and see Magoos therapist.

Tea-gets em home.

[Lizard]

I know Magoo, I,d even be prepared to have a blue knob, if it was half as reliable as that one, I bet Joe,s still got his pointer on it as we speak..

[magoo]

Indeed Liz. He who protesteth loudest etc.......

Dont mind Joe. He got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning....He had to get out on that side because the Pet Shop Boys were on the other side of the bed. Eeeh! That Neil Tennant is a right duvet hog.

[Lizard]

Yep, but have you tried his super strengh lager? you can get pissed just of the ring pull(no pun intended).

[jj]

Oh, lighten up.
It's just a bit of fun in a very good cause- if it means one manically-hetero bloke checks his tackle for incipient cancer, then it's worthwhile.

[jj]

Already got a blue knob: must be the weather.
Will try wearing kecks in future.

[joe king]

shame the site(that lizard refers to) had to remove a link