I announce my non retirement

[James not Bond]

I aint' retiring - never - well, I'm gonna carry on shagging for as long as I can.

I don't want to give this job up!

I am going into hospital tomorrow for a minor op and as long as the surgeon don't fook it up I will, hopefully, be back 'at work' in a few weeks.

I intend to start filming loads more shoots for the site, I have to admit it has been mostly financial constraints that has been the problems as to updating the site as often as I would like, but lately things have improved, so when I get back on my feet, I will make a start.

Saying all that, I was chatting to a girl the other week with a view to doing a shoot with her, when she asked me, 'with you being 46 are you able to still get it up?' I didn't book her.

Am I too old at 46?

[one eyed jack]

Too old at 46! Charlie Chaplin still banged on e out with good results in his 80's. So you got another good 40 years in you Mr Bond.

Besides with a name like james Bond I bet you got a few tricks up oyur sleeve to get the job done anyway.

You should have booked the girl and showed her what you were made of.

The proof is in the pudding?

[strictlybroadband]

It seems that hardly anyone's retiring from the industry at the moment. Which is nice. !happy!