Most bizzare excuse for a pickup of all time!

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laralatex
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Most bizzare excuse for a pickup of all time!

Post by laralatex »

Here is the accompanying text for the trailer below, starring the lovely Sareena, is Jim bonkers or not, you decide:

"Now, here's one of my personal favourites in a very long time. A georgeous blonde babe in a tight suit and stockings underneath. Well, this was a ?Jim'll Fix It? with a difference. I was contacted by Sareena's dead gran, Ethel, during a seance. Through a medium her gran announced, ?Dear Jimbo, will you fix it for me to give my grand-daughter Sareena a good seeing to 'cos she's a right slag?. Well,....."



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Snow Patrol
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Re: Most bizzare excuse for a pickup of all time!

Post by Snow Patrol »

At least its original LOL

jj
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Re: Most bizzare excuse for a pickup of all time!

Post by jj »

I still rely on the tried and trusted:

"Do you like chicken"?
"Then suck this- it's fowl"

I'll get me coat.......

"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
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