What should my answer be?

[James not Bond]

hi

i see your site it fantastic so beautiful. could you please send me free videos
i appreciate it.

thanks

anil
xxx

The above is an email I have just received. With the kisses being added I hope its a girl wanting free vids.

I will give the chancer brownie points for trying - but no vids.

I'm thinking my reply should be this.

FUCK OFF.

[David Johnson]

Hi james
Given Anil is a male name, not much chance of a female admirer.
A chancer, alright, lol
D

[justickleme]

I think sending any sort of reply would be silly - unless, like me, you're able to send from a non-existent address - as I'm pretty sure all this individual is doing is trying to get hold of email addresses. If you do reply, I'm sure it won't belong before your spam load increases.