New Movie Series

[Phil McC]

Some of the girls have been complaining to me that there are to many girls now for the amount of work available, esspecially girl/girl stuff. The want glamouros scripts with a plot to get their teeth into not Gonzo shit, They want to act in a movie, they dream of the oscars and picking up the trophies. So I am planning a new series "McCavity's Shallow Graves" a horror movie with a porn twist, apply with photo,

Phil McC

[The Healer]

I can think of a few horrors to put in! Lisa Riley, Cilla Slack, Anne Robinson.

In all seriousness I think better scripts and production values would attract much higher quality girls into HC.

I actually imagined this problem would appear once HC became legal in the UK, with many poor quality models jumping on the bandwagon. Oversupply means prices down and quality suffers, just like any form of manufacturing, be it food, cars or TVs.

Be honest would you work for Private in Mauritius or some cheapo UK outfit in a Wolverhampton bedsit? Treat a lady like a lady and it is amazing what she will do.

Hope the idea works out.

[ds]

If I want a plot, I'll watch a mainstream movie. I just want good looking girls getting on down, not the crap acting and crap plots that you get in many Private movies.

Just my own opinion

[derek]

I think it sounds like a good idea and certainly something I would be interested buying.
The Gonzo formula is good(if in danger of overkill) but sometimes you want to watch something like Private which just doesn't get produced in this country.

[alec]

Don't regard Private as the acme of porn with a plot - it's far from it. Instead look at 70s porn feature films or some modern French films on the Marc Dorcel and Blue One labels. Moreover, stories, acting and erotic situations don't have to mean exotic and luxurious locations.

[derek]

I didn't mean to sound as though I was regarding Private as the acme of porn with a plot. It was merely the first label that came into my head whereby a proper(ahem, in a loose sense alot of the time)plot is attempted.

[martin kane]

sounds a good idea phil,definately have a buyer here,how about angel long and alicia rhodes in it,now that would be a proper quality film

[martin kane]

ill send you a picture of my mates girlfriend, she looks like she just escaped from the house of horrors LOL

[alec]

Fair enough. Just pushing my hobby horse.

[the Monkey Wrencher]

Strange choice of title Jim, given your history of feuding with the Spleen Vent website (they use the 'shallow grave' title as well), are we supposed to read something into this?

Great idea though. Good to see things get a kick up the arse now and then.