Hi Woody,
I am instructed by The Chairman to forward this message:
Dear Mr Woodgnome,
As I understand the situation, I cannot now use HIS computer to further the feline forum. Now I can fully understand your thinking, but it naturally applies to (dare I say it) humans.
Miss Sandie and Miss Faye and others, have (4-legged) pussies and we have now been effectivly silenced. This is a direct violation of the Cat Code and should be rectified immediately - if not sooner.
Purrrrrrly Yours
Chairman Miaow.
Discrimination?
Re: Discrimination?
dear mr miaow
'tis a cruel blow but i'm afraid the rumours are true: no longer will we be putting out catnip on the porch of bgafd towers.
it needn't be a day of terminal sadness for lovers of furry pelts, if you can persuade your pet human to avail his own facility to your dextrous pawings. it is not our intention to act in a manner prejudicial to life forms of a non-bipedal disposition but unfortunately, it is the ape-forms that currently call the shots and until the day comes when four legs is good and two legs are in the hutch at the bottom of the garden, you will have to accommodate yourself to these new circumstances.
yours apologetically,
woodgnome
'tis a cruel blow but i'm afraid the rumours are true: no longer will we be putting out catnip on the porch of bgafd towers.
it needn't be a day of terminal sadness for lovers of furry pelts, if you can persuade your pet human to avail his own facility to your dextrous pawings. it is not our intention to act in a manner prejudicial to life forms of a non-bipedal disposition but unfortunately, it is the ape-forms that currently call the shots and until the day comes when four legs is good and two legs are in the hutch at the bottom of the garden, you will have to accommodate yourself to these new circumstances.
yours apologetically,
woodgnome