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...that'll help keep the dust down.
2 sugars, please: I'm on a diet.

An amusing anecdote doesn't forgive your repetition of the old badger/TB canard.............

No I'm not.

...I have that problem with alcohol.
Damn- spilt me beer again..........

One hardly needs to be 'uniquely placed' to gather that she has NO plans in any possible future to do porn......

Paul Merson the footballer, or Paul Merton the 'comic'?
Sorry......I was very, very drunk.........

Ms Barratt would look good in a gunny-sack, however........

All please note: it's Ashton under Lyne.

...how many boob jobs have you seen on a man, then?

Yes and No.