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[David @ Mayfair & MensWorld]

And you guys accused us of being cryptic

I'd do a little bit on the next issue of Mayfair, which has just landed on my desk, but it's not on the shelves for another week...

[jj]

Ah, but we're only OCCASIONALLY cryptic: whereas you........the other pair of Don Alfonso's tweezers is in the jardiniere..........

[buttsie]

Not cryptic compared to some just non-sensical bullshit

This is the o/t forum afterall...no reasoned debate on here

cheers
B....OZ

[Hurpster]

Why Hurpster?

[Secret Squirrel]

Won't take long for the boffins at MI5 & MI6 to work out. They all read the Beano anyway....!!!

[Hurpster]

I'm sure Lord Snooty and his pals will have the answer

[The Fop]

Vegetarian hamster, of course!

[Caractacus]

A critique of this thread by Will Self will be available from all good book shops and W.H. Smiths in paperback form for ?9.99 from the end of this month.

Failing that, Forumites can get a translation on Teletext Page 666.

[David @ Mayfair & MensWorld]

Ah, Richie Benaud would be proud...

Hey, anyone fancy nipping outside to the car park for a ciggie? Oh. I'll just sit here at my desk and smoke, then. HAAHAHAHA. Sorry.

Unless the new edict has something to do with lights? Is Chuck the new ARP warden in the area? "Put that light out! Don't you know there's a war on?!"

[Lord Snooty]

Yes, how is life in THE SMOKE?

Mind you, if Mary can give up, so can Jane!

(Hmm, is that a cryptic allusion to 'mary-jane'?? Even I don't know!)