If you won the lottery.

[Goater]

Every negative has a positive though. If someone offered anywhere on Earth the last place i'd go is to the US. Literally anywhere else

[Caractacus]

Even Grimsby?

[Caractacus]

And before anyone objects, no I've never been to Grimsby---I was going by the name.

[Ace]

I'd buy the clubhouse of the snooty Golf Club near me and turn it into a gentlemans club (upmarket brothel) just to annoy the present members there. This would include the car park where I would install a bouncy castle for council house kids to play on all day.

[Caractacus]

Even better would be buying the snooty golf club, and letting anyone become a member. That'd piss them off even more.

[Leslie Nielsen]

CHelseashack III

Where a mild mannered Brit turns the local Country Club in a High Class Brothel & Mini Put Put course 1800 holes

All comers welcome

cheers
B....OZ LOL

[Mayfair & MensWorld]

I wouldn't want to win it again. That's just greedy.

[Lizard]

You could always give it away to a charity, say! home for struggling reptiles,
I hear there desperate, I,m the chairman actually, so send the cheque to me, I,ll make sure everyone benefits.
Trust me I,m a Lizard.

[Leslie Nielsen]

That being the case Mr Mayfair & Mensworld maybe you'd like to explain the lack of

Busty British High Profile Models in your Mags....lol


cheers
B....OZ...Got To Spend Money To make It

[Ace]

Thats a good idea, sell the fairways to some Gypsy campers or a dodgy turf company, but that would devalue the area, and it IS nice, so my original idea stands. I always said that if I detested my neighbours, I would sell my house to a hari-krishna cult. Its their good fortune I get on well with them all!!