Obituary.

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Mart

Obituary.

Post by Mart »

Major Ingram (he of Who Wants to be a Millionaire fame) has just died.
ITV are paying for his funeral but they won't pay for his coffin.

Mart
Caractacus

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Post by Caractacus »

Nice one!
magoo

Re: Obituary.

Post by magoo »

Its comforting to know he died a rich man.

Will Tecwan Wittock (rhyming slang for cock) be a pall bearer? Will he be able to mask his cough? Will he disrupt the funeral by coughing to indicate the next hymn. Hes a right croaky throated cock IMHO.
Ace

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Post by Ace »

Heard this on Worst Britains by Manning;
When Queen Mother died, her resident corgi's were delighted because nobody could blame them for pissing on the sofa anymore.
Well, I laughed.
steve56

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Post by steve56 »

did you know then when the queen mum saw billy dainty on stage she pissed herself,true she was pissed at the time.
Ace

Re: Queen Mother Obituary.

Post by Ace »

What goes in, out, in, out and stinks of piss?


The Queen Mother doing the hokey-kokey
steve56

Re: Queen Mother Obituary.

Post by steve56 »

she forgot to shake it all about
Ace

Re: Queen Mother Obituary.

Post by Ace »

Two really decent posts from me (for a change) TOTALLY ruined by Steve!! (as per usual)
magoo

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Post by magoo »

Tight fisted wankers! If it wasnt for Ingram and Tecwan Wittock none of us would have even known who that Cunt Tarrant was. Let alone his dire TV show.

Tarrant son your a cunt!
Caractacus

Re: Queen Mother Obituary.

Post by Caractacus »

The double act is coming along nicely, guys.
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