Major Ingram (he of Who Wants to be a Millionaire fame) has just died.
ITV are paying for his funeral but they won't pay for his coffin.
Mart
Obituary.
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magoo
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Its comforting to know he died a rich man.
Will Tecwan Wittock (rhyming slang for cock) be a pall bearer? Will he be able to mask his cough? Will he disrupt the funeral by coughing to indicate the next hymn. Hes a right croaky throated cock IMHO.
Will Tecwan Wittock (rhyming slang for cock) be a pall bearer? Will he be able to mask his cough? Will he disrupt the funeral by coughing to indicate the next hymn. Hes a right croaky throated cock IMHO.
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Ace
Re: Obituary.
Heard this on Worst Britains by Manning;
When Queen Mother died, her resident corgi's were delighted because nobody could blame them for pissing on the sofa anymore.
Well, I laughed.
When Queen Mother died, her resident corgi's were delighted because nobody could blame them for pissing on the sofa anymore.
Well, I laughed.
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steve56
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did you know then when the queen mum saw billy dainty on stage she pissed herself,true she was pissed at the time.
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Ace
Re: Queen Mother Obituary.
What goes in, out, in, out and stinks of piss?
The Queen Mother doing the hokey-kokey
The Queen Mother doing the hokey-kokey
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Ace
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Two really decent posts from me (for a change) TOTALLY ruined by Steve!! (as per usual)
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magoo
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Tight fisted wankers! If it wasnt for Ingram and Tecwan Wittock none of us would have even known who that Cunt Tarrant was. Let alone his dire TV show.
Tarrant son your a cunt!
Tarrant son your a cunt!