Atkins Diet

[Lizard]

Carols already on the Manc-Plan diet Elt, so dont waste your time! I take her shopping round the Trafford Centre (mecca for scouse shoplifters) and walk her round till she,s dizzy, then we choose some nice underwear (for her) I haven,t changed mine in years, whats the point it still fits! then I get her back to the car (Reliant GT) and naturally the engine wont start (see bit about scouse,s) so I say, 'Carol baby your gonna have to push her! so she does 12 miles back to my gaff, and she looses pounds, she is so grateful, she phones a mate and we have a threesome, cant whack it mate....
Then it,s all over to the little chef for a all day breakfast.

[Bronson Lee]

'Then it,s all over to the little chef for a all day breakfast'

....hey I wondered where she was spunking her Millions ...!!
last time i ate there I had to remortgage my Everton season ticket...!


She has had a moan about your pants though ....same shade of tory grey as Whiteley's .....I stood up for you Liz ......

"he is working class and proud of it i told her ....just like me"
but she was having none of it ...

"working class .....he drinks his tea with his little finger in the air "

"and eats Marks and sparks chocky Biscuits" ....well i was shocked

"there's a Marks and Sparks in Manchester.........get your coat Carol ....
the one with big pockets inside .....were out tonight......"

[Aspidistra]

I understand cum is full of calories - well that's the excuse the girlfriend uses for spitting!

[Deuce Bigolo]

Theres some interesting criticisms of this diet



Personally I couldn't be bothered with thinking about everything I eat
A Meg Ryan I am not about to become

Keep the Weight within the Body Mass Index limits and forget the rest

cheers
B....OZ

[sandie]

too true.
there are no side effects to exercise.

i tried the atkins when i read that geri halliwell book. it was shit and hard work then at the end of the book - when id been on the diet 2 weeks - she slates atkins and says "dont do it". silly cow. why cant she have said that at the beginnin?

[Ace]

Because Geri IS a silly cow. Everyone knows THAT Sandie.

[Ace]

Elton posted..'last time i ate there I had to remortgage my Everton season ticket...!'

We all know Little Chef is cheap as chips, so I expect you got a GOOD price to see those Blue Slags at Goodison? A Fiver? fair price!!


And NO Scouse quips of the ONLY Blue Slags at Goodison is when Chelsea visit!!

[Deuce Bigolo]

And the best exercise is the one that you like the most and need no motivational pep talk to do

SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX and more SEX

cheers
B....OZ

PS I'll think you'll find Geri is a Silly 'Skinny' Cow Ace

[Ace]

Well observed Magoo, I thought I was the only one who thought Cat was a howler. Her fat legs really are a laugh with those mini-skirts, and notice her fat stomach as well?
Hannah is a bit chubby, but with those huge tits and her dad a top bloke, I could accept that.