Film 2003 Worst Film Ever Poll
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Bronson Lee
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and the Chuck Norris film with the dog ........... any Chuck film (except WOTD)
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chuck norris egotrip,lol.
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Deuce Bigolo
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes just for the title alone
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In fairness, your expectations with Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes wouldn't be high (nor would they be for a cinematic excursion for an ITV sitcom or anything with Macaulay Culkin), whereas a summer blockbuster you'd at least expect to be entertained---even if you had to leave your brain in the foyer. Given it was by the same people responsible for IDIV (and what a pish marketing campaign that name was), I avoided Godzilla like the plague. As for Batman And Robin, is it any wonder the Dark Knight of Gotham City has been missing from our screens for so long?
If I really tried, I could name a good dozen films that are dire but didn't offend nearly as much as something which cost the price of a new hospital to film and was still utter pants.
If I really tried, I could name a good dozen films that are dire but didn't offend nearly as much as something which cost the price of a new hospital to film and was still utter pants.
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Ah, but the award wasn't for the Most Disappointing, merely the Worst.
In the former I could probably put almost all of the cinema I've ever watched, in the latter merely about half.
In the former I could probably put almost all of the cinema I've ever watched, in the latter merely about half.
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signification...."
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Deuce Bigolo
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The Three Amigos was a lemon IMO
Comedy is great when it comes off but this was lame to say the least
Riding on the back of a couple of big names
Steve Martin should stick to anything but films
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Comedy is great when it comes off but this was lame to say the least
Riding on the back of a couple of big names
Steve Martin should stick to anything but films
cheers
B....OZ
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I quite liked that.
But then, I was in hospital having a lobotomy, at the time.
But then, I was in hospital having a lobotomy, at the time.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Need I go on?
The Flintstones
Police Academy 7 : mission to moscow
Battlefield earth
showgirls
all martin lawrence films
scary movie
pearl harbour
gone in 60 seconds (remake)
birdy
exorcist 2
Do I really need to go on??
Police Academy 7 : mission to moscow
Battlefield earth
showgirls
all martin lawrence films
scary movie
pearl harbour
gone in 60 seconds (remake)
birdy
exorcist 2
Do I really need to go on??
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The Last Word
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Bloody hell, JJ, you must have extraordinarily high expectations if that's the ratio. What, pray, passes muster? By the way, there is a certain breed cineaste beard-stroker who regard the Carry-ons very highly - a british politics/society thing, so I hear. I wouldn't class them as bad, mere artless mediocrity, to be dismissed in favour of those colossal errors of judgement the big players often make that lead to a different level of badness (Alec Guinness in A Passage to India springs horrifyingly to mind).
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That's just it: I don't.
Years of exposure to filmic pap have induced in me an institutional cynicism.
If I want mindless escapism or plain entertainment, I'll read a book (or even watch TV): the sort of film I'd go for would be something that's life-affirming or makes you think a bit......or something that can't be usefully illustrated on the printed page.
Years of exposure to filmic pap have induced in me an institutional cynicism.
If I want mindless escapism or plain entertainment, I'll read a book (or even watch TV): the sort of film I'd go for would be something that's life-affirming or makes you think a bit......or something that can't be usefully illustrated on the printed page.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."