your 5 minutes of premiership fame

[Roy]

ROFL, nice choice Jimmy, Im an Evertonian and id pay top Dollar to see you do that. I think any non Man U fan would.

When the Seagulls follow the trawler it's because they think, SMACK (my fist)
Take that you trawler following, kung fu kicking, Farmyard talking, Seagul mauling Mother Fucker.

[scouser28]

i'd have to play for Liverpool and have to be that divin tw@t Drogba, well actully the hole chelski side really includin mourinho just slide in on that portugese prick when he's moaning aiming right for the knee taking him right out then see what he does, plus Christina Ronaldo wud mind getting me boot on in him and Gary "inbred" Neville

[davewells]

Jimmy, nice to see someone as blue as me !

[Doyle]

If I was gonig to have my 5 mins of fame it would have to be for Middlesbrough (just a little town still in europe!!!!) and I'd either/or hopfully both take out those little Welsh CUNTS Savage and Bellamy (How, How the fuck can that antaganstic bastard Savage have only one fucking red card in his whole domestic carrer and he only got that last week against the Boro for a second yellow for hand ball fucking unbelivable do the fucking refs not watch the same fucking games as us god I hate the bastard and as for not playing for the welsh team stop fucking whining and go on hand and knee and appologise to Mr Toshack for being a prick and sulking when your mate Gary Speed didn't get the job). If i coudn't have those two I'd settle for any Newcastle player (Espically Bowyer). I support 2 team's Middlesbrough and whatever teams playing Newcastle. !swear!

[perihelion]

ha ha ha i literally pissed myself when i read this one:

'Roy Keane. I would not only kick the fucker into a coma but I'd also steam into the united bench and knock Taggart out too! This after scoring a really dubious penalty in front of the stretford end and winning the derby. I'd also do what Cisse did at Newcastle last sunday but my t-shirt would have this one's for Denis Law and old yellow bollocks Best written on it. Lots of crowd trouble would then ensue but the ref would uphold the result and not abandon the game altogether. The ref would then run from the field singing City til I die!

Now thats one hell of a match doncha think? Sorry folks, I'm still a bit grumpy after Monday night.'

The best one yet, thanks for the replies fellas

[jimmy068]

Glad I could assist!