I`m Pissed And I Have A Bottle Opener

[Is your spell-checker woking?]

Mine obviously isn't......AFAIK, Woking is still in Africa.
Sorry, no, that was Ouagadougou I was thinking of.
Or perhaps Michelle Wright........I haven't been paying attention, have I?

[Not a great Slurrey fan.....]

Sorry, who exactly is Barossa, and why is her Valley open all hours?
And, is Woking a sillier name than Addlestone?

[magoo]

hey JJ perhaps you should learn how to spell "copyright" before taking the piss re my bad spelling. You big-worded nonce.

Dont shoot me JJ it was all a joke. (as in jocular-look it up yer big worded tosser). LOL.

[jj]

......the next thing we need is a Legal Beagle who can sue all the keyboard manufacturers throughout history who put the 'i' near to the 'p'..... I mean, what a silly place to put it.
Am NEVER going to have a pop about typos again.
At least, till next week.

[magoo]

I am gtad to hear it.

Thats funny aint it? Welll I fort it woz.

[jj]

Works for me.