Hey you backward feltchers....

[Lizard]

Hey carac, ya wee canny cunt and a gencleman to boot, Peter was at AW's wake this week, I liked Tony I can see him in his long black coat sat in the old Atlas bar in Town now..hard to believe, anyway none of us know when mate, Im find ir hard to know why I,m still around sometime...I can exceed all excesse's but knowing ny luck I'll prob get run down by a sainsbury shopping trolley real rock and roll style

[Pervert]

I hope not, Lizard. A tea-related mishap, perhaps, at the age of 97 for you.

Not rock and roll, maybe---but probably the way you'd want to go

[Pervert]

I don't know if he is with C&D. The alcohol/drugs/tea has given him a distinct Geordie accent. Hardly fitting for the Cockernee lads.

[Pervert]

Just thinking---we could have a decent house band here (Ace on guitar, Lizard on bass) if Steve didn't keep killing off all the drummers.

[Lizard]

Eh? whats all this cocknne geordie ting, wor lass is a geordie ya'll know that, she's a canny bint, but cant cook for shit, but she does have a great arse, but she is still aways, this house has been looked after by retardsd i cant fuckin find anything, i need to makr some calls, but I am pissed sorry
and a mit emotional i have aquire d 2 duesenberg guitarsof my besstest mate with a great lettre.people are great in adversity.

[Deuce Bigolo]

All out of gas after 3 weeks of debauchery el liz?

As to the best recent threads try these

silly

intellectually silly

[Lizard]

omly home for the weekend Buttsie, the bask to it, are these threads woth reading , any debauchery and backscuttling..

[Deuce Bigolo]

Not unless your into pussies being chased down

otherwise I'd try here

Just stop before you go blind although if your a good muso that shouldn't be an issue..lol