THE EARTH IS GOING TO COLLIDE WITH MARS!!

[Trumpton]

FUCK!! I hate that tosspot cuntarse dickhead!!!!!!

!furious!

[Trumpton]

I fucking hate everything about that stinking wigwearing pile of shit!!!

[Steve R]

Wogan's tackle:

[jj]

Now you're being silly.
It's Ceres; in about 500 million years.

And stop attention-seeking.

[jj]

Anyway, would that be such a bad thing?
The cross-fertilisation of cultures, the mutual abuse, etc............. ?

[Trumpton]

Fucking Wogan!!!! !furious! !furious!

[Pervert]

If it's 500 million years, it can't be that Ceres.

!tumbleweed!

[Trumpton]

jj wrote:

> Anyway, would that be such a bad thing?

Yup, just a tad methinks.

> The cross-fertilisation of cultures, the mutual abuse,

So there's a "culture" on Mars then?

[fudgeflaps]

There's rumoured to be a huge underground scene.