OT Awards fun for New Year?

[Trumpton]

The Guv'nor award to: Steve56. !drink!

[fudgeflaps]

Forumite of Distinction with Rapidy alternating 'here/ not here - totally fucking daft/very enlightened - sensible/rabid - sharp as a tack piiiing/missing point entirely duuuuh' cycles :- Snakediamond

[Jacques]

Feud of the year: WZR vs Admin & Imperial

Most gratuitously offensive forumite: Mart

Sock of the year: Keith

Fanboy/ Troll of the Year: ChrisD

Worst poster: ChrisD

Funniest forumite: Lizard and Fudgie (Joint Award)

Best newcomer: Ms Hex

Most obviously erect whilst posting: Babecrap posters

Semi-erect poster: Babecrap posters if watching Nuts TV instead

Best poster nobody noticed: TBT

Fastest ban: OEJ geezer

Gentleman and scholar: Sam Slater

Best moment: SpankeyMonkey incident / Bernard Manning's Death

Mod of the year: The one that isn't a Baggie....(looks like another warning for me !innocent! )

Thread of the year: Stunt Cock

Forumite of the year: For all roundedness in contribution WZR

Lifetime achievement award: Steve56, It just wouldn't 'be' without S56

[Pervert]

You forgot the Golden Zebu Prize-Winner----Jacques

[Trumpton]

Best detective work: Sam 'Sherlock Holmes' Slater !sherlock!

[fudgeflaps]

Top off-forum/ generosity award: Ace!!! !happy!