Androdgenous People.

[Jonone]

When adrogyny rears it's head in discussions about pop performers why is it that people like Patti Smith are always mentioned - circa Horses - and not the Talking Heads bassist Tina Weymouth ? If you see Tina Weymouth on the Psycho Killer Old Grey Whistle Test footage she's far more androgynous than anyone before or since !

[Trumpton]

Absolutely no way at all!! Even if "she" was the last female in existence and it was my swore duty to fuck "her" in order to restart the human species. Never! Never! Never!

[Sam Slater]

What about if she said she'd let you fuck her arse, that she swallows, and that she has Michelle B's phone number?

[Trumpton]

That's a toughie Prof.

I'd do virtually anything to get hold of Michelle B's phone number, so if it meant having to demean myself and fucking Les in the arse I'd have to say - yes. I'd be putting myself through purgatory in order to reach ecstasy.

[Pervert]

More often than not they talk about Annie Lennox, David Bowie or Marilyn.

[Sam Slater]

Every man has his price, Trumpy!

[Trumpton]

I'd like to think my 'price' is very very high.

[Sam Slater]

This Les bird: Sounds like the beginnings of a blossoming relationship, Trumpy. You 'service' her now and again, and she waxes and shaves those hard to reach places for ya!

[Trumpton]

Les is more masculine than all the blokes on this forum combined together and I wouldn't let "her" within one elongated arms length of my hard to reach places.

D'ya remember those "female" Soviet and East European shot-putters of yesteryear - that's an idea of what "she" looks like!

[crofter]

So I think what Trumpton is trying to say is that "Les" is an ugly fucker and quite probably batettes for the other side?? That's Lesbos for you Trumpton never turn out to be quite as unhairy as the Viv Thomas films make out ... still "she" might grow on you sir!!