Unfunniest Football Twats

[diplodocus]

John Barnes - awful presenter

[chatterji]

He's fucking Chiles? Paedo.

[Mike_CFC]

Hmm,most commentators in Sport think they're funny,most notably Lawro,Lineker and the annoying Wrighty.Motson bores you to tears with his tedious stats,while Garth Crooks you just want to slap.Why does'nt that twat just ask the question?.

The top of my list though is ITV's Clive Tyldsley and David 'kerb crawler' Pleat.How fucking annoying are they?,especially Pleat who just drivels on and on.Since when is that tosser qualified to question Champions League tactics?.

Richard Keys is another one that deserves a slap.But on a lighter side,Martin Tyler is the buisness,just gets on with it,but will deliver the odd 'off the cuff' jibe,without making it sound too dramatic.

No one will better Brian Moore though,king of the commentators and a legend in his own right.

[The Last Word]

Alan bloody Hansen. If you're such an expert on any subject you cast your smugly wearisome eye over why are you shopping at a supermarket as pokey as Morrisons?

On the plus side, the punditry on radio is of a far higher quality than on telly. I like Alan Green's commentary on R5 and DJ Spoony on 606, who has the rare gift of actually considering what the caller has to say without tearing it to shreds first. Plus the legend that is Jimmy Armfield of course, football radio's very own Dr Who.

[Mike_CFC]

ALAN GREEN!!!!!?

'goes into huff mode 'Al Murray style'

That man makes my blood boil.The most Man Utd bias person on the radio.Spoony's brilliant though on 606.

Terry Christian(Talksport) is another twat,very unfunny and irritating to go with it.

[eduardo]

I must admit that Alan Green gets on my nerves but it might surprise you to know that he is actually a Liverpool fan.

Hard to believe as he seems to have orgasm after orgasm about the Manc Shite and slags off Liverpool big time but it is true that he is a Liverpool supporter.

I bet you hate him even more now hey?

[Mike_CFC]

I always thought he was a Yahnited fan.I remmeber the night of the 1999 Champions League final,our pub landlord decided to mute the TV and put the radio on R5.Alan Green went ballistic when Sherignham scored.I know that Greene hates Chelsea.....so the feeling is mutual.

He's slagged off Liverpool enough times too,so really strange there.eduardo wrote:

> I must admit that Alan Green gets on my nerves but it might
> surprise you to know that he is actually a Liverpool fan.
>
> Hard to believe as he seems to have orgasm after orgasm about
> the Manc Shite and slags off Liverpool big time but it is true
> that he is a Liverpool supporter.
>
> I bet you hate him even more now hey?