I said Cod

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jj
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Re: I said Cod

Post by jj »

What?
My ears?

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jj
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Re: I said Cod

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Lizard wrote:
> Dont worry, Im over it now, the whole things soooooo like
> yesterday's news,

"Sooooo"? God, you sound like Whitney fucking Houston Pratt, or
some other girl like Paris Jefferson-Airplane. Or is that Pratt and
Whitney? I dunno.....

BTW, I am still an ichthyologist [as of last week, but my case comes
up next week], and will take fish-ist jokes as personal insults- and if
you remember the last time, when I kicked your arse with that piece
of salt-cod, you will apologise. Only I am scientifically-qualified to
insult MH.

Gan canny, noo.

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steve56
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Re: I said Cod

Post by steve56 »

could have been worse a bloater or a fishy on a dishy.Lizard wrote:

> .....and the dozy cow gave me Haddock, even though I was had to
> wait 5 mins. The fucking worlds gone mad.
>
>
Alex L
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Re: I said Cod

Post by Alex L »

A pair of Colins then:

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Re: an ichthyologist writes.....

Post by jj »

Bloody nonsense; and they've confused three different genera
thereby.

Cod: Gadus;
Pollack: Pollachius;
Hake: Merluccius.

The latter is also usually included in a separate subfamily of the
gadoids [cods]. Take a look at the snake-like appearance of a hake-
it's more like an eel-pout than a true cod.

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mutanthalibut
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Re: I said Cod

Post by mutanthalibut »

Yes if you fiddle a lot with your ears and it makes them detumescent. (Now that would be a type of porn never seen before). I feel an earner coming on.

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Re: an ichthyologist writes.....

Post by Lizard »

Will you please stop poncyfying my Cod thread.....It's not funny or big, my lads were gutted when I brought them home a fucking "Haddock", fair enough, they would have settled for a nice Halibut but there was no hali, so no Halibut, but if there had been some Hali, they would have had it, PLUS the fuckcing chips were cold!! they go mental at cold chips, you try explaining to them.
Anyway, have you finished with me comode? and this time wash the fucker out before sending it back, last time our postie had to get his nails sandblasted.

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Re: I said Cod

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I'll bankroll you on this one.

I have a pair of guppies who are total sluts.

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crofter
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Re: I said Cod

Post by crofter »

Dozy Cow, Cod, Haddock ... posted by Lizard. I think you have stumbled into the wrong sort of "sex" forum here somehow sir??

PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
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Re: an ichthyologist writes.....

Post by jj »

Lizard wrote:
> Will you please stop poncyfying my Cod thread
Did I mention that I also served time as an herpetologist? YOU know,
those big fuckas wiv nets, who catch your sort and cut them up
into tiny wee small minuscule teensy little bits, wiv BIG NASTY SHARP
KNIVES AND SCALPELS.
4 me, the best lizard is pinned-open on a dissecting-board, with
its guts hanging out.



> Anyway, have you finished with me comode? and this time wash
> the fucker out before sending it back, last time our postie had
> to get his nails sandblasted.
I puked in said c. last neet, v.nice it was too. That postie is now
wearing make-up and high heels; and a fine time we had with said
commode, ta v.m.
You know me: " Give me a boy at 14, and I'll make him a raving queer
by 18".

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