What?
My ears?
I said Cod
Re: I said Cod
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: I said Cod
Lizard wrote:
> Dont worry, Im over it now, the whole things soooooo like
> yesterday's news,
"Sooooo"? God, you sound like Whitney fucking Houston Pratt, or
some other girl like Paris Jefferson-Airplane. Or is that Pratt and
Whitney? I dunno.....
BTW, I am still an ichthyologist [as of last week, but my case comes
up next week], and will take fish-ist jokes as personal insults- and if
you remember the last time, when I kicked your arse with that piece
of salt-cod, you will apologise. Only I am scientifically-qualified to
insult MH.
Gan canny, noo.
> Dont worry, Im over it now, the whole things soooooo like
> yesterday's news,
"Sooooo"? God, you sound like Whitney fucking Houston Pratt, or
some other girl like Paris Jefferson-Airplane. Or is that Pratt and
Whitney? I dunno.....
BTW, I am still an ichthyologist [as of last week, but my case comes
up next week], and will take fish-ist jokes as personal insults- and if
you remember the last time, when I kicked your arse with that piece
of salt-cod, you will apologise. Only I am scientifically-qualified to
insult MH.
Gan canny, noo.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: I said Cod
could have been worse a bloater or a fishy on a dishy.Lizard wrote:
> .....and the dozy cow gave me Haddock, even though I was had to
> wait 5 mins. The fucking worlds gone mad.
>
>
> .....and the dozy cow gave me Haddock, even though I was had to
> wait 5 mins. The fucking worlds gone mad.
>
>
Re: I said Cod
A pair of Colins then:
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Re: an ichthyologist writes.....
Bloody nonsense; and they've confused three different genera
thereby.
Cod: Gadus;
Pollack: Pollachius;
Hake: Merluccius.
The latter is also usually included in a separate subfamily of the
gadoids [cods]. Take a look at the snake-like appearance of a hake-
it's more like an eel-pout than a true cod.
thereby.
Cod: Gadus;
Pollack: Pollachius;
Hake: Merluccius.
The latter is also usually included in a separate subfamily of the
gadoids [cods]. Take a look at the snake-like appearance of a hake-
it's more like an eel-pout than a true cod.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
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Re: I said Cod
Yes if you fiddle a lot with your ears and it makes them detumescent. (Now that would be a type of porn never seen before). I feel an earner coming on.
Re: an ichthyologist writes.....
Will you please stop poncyfying my Cod thread.....It's not funny or big, my lads were gutted when I brought them home a fucking "Haddock", fair enough, they would have settled for a nice Halibut but there was no hali, so no Halibut, but if there had been some Hali, they would have had it, PLUS the fuckcing chips were cold!! they go mental at cold chips, you try explaining to them.
Anyway, have you finished with me comode? and this time wash the fucker out before sending it back, last time our postie had to get his nails sandblasted.
Anyway, have you finished with me comode? and this time wash the fucker out before sending it back, last time our postie had to get his nails sandblasted.
[_]> No Liberals were harmed during the making of this post.
Re: I said Cod
I'll bankroll you on this one.
I have a pair of guppies who are total sluts.
I have a pair of guppies who are total sluts.
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."
Re: I said Cod
Dozy Cow, Cod, Haddock ... posted by Lizard. I think you have stumbled into the wrong sort of "sex" forum here somehow sir??
PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?
Re: an ichthyologist writes.....
Lizard wrote:
> Will you please stop poncyfying my Cod thread
Did I mention that I also served time as an herpetologist? YOU know,
those big fuckas wiv nets, who catch your sort and cut them up
into tiny wee small minuscule teensy little bits, wiv BIG NASTY SHARP
KNIVES AND SCALPELS.
4 me, the best lizard is pinned-open on a dissecting-board, with
its guts hanging out.
> Anyway, have you finished with me comode? and this time wash
> the fucker out before sending it back, last time our postie had
> to get his nails sandblasted.
I puked in said c. last neet, v.nice it was too. That postie is now
wearing make-up and high heels; and a fine time we had with said
commode, ta v.m.
You know me: " Give me a boy at 14, and I'll make him a raving queer
by 18".
> Will you please stop poncyfying my Cod thread
Did I mention that I also served time as an herpetologist? YOU know,
those big fuckas wiv nets, who catch your sort and cut them up
into tiny wee small minuscule teensy little bits, wiv BIG NASTY SHARP
KNIVES AND SCALPELS.
4 me, the best lizard is pinned-open on a dissecting-board, with
its guts hanging out.
> Anyway, have you finished with me comode? and this time wash
> the fucker out before sending it back, last time our postie had
> to get his nails sandblasted.
I puked in said c. last neet, v.nice it was too. That postie is now
wearing make-up and high heels; and a fine time we had with said
commode, ta v.m.
You know me: " Give me a boy at 14, and I'll make him a raving queer
by 18".
"a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the
signification...."
signification...."