I take the Express because it lets me know what is going on outside of this Sceptered Isle, has no page 3 bimbos and has a very good mind twisting crossword.
I used to take the Telegraph but found the broadsheet too big to read in comfort as opposed to the tabloid Express.
I aint a Tory, but I now severely disagree with all that Tony B liar and this lying fucking idiot Broon has done to our Nation.