Fat people on aeroplanes

[David Johnson]

"This IS a serious post david."

Okay. My considered view is that "fatties" to use your term, should only pay an extra tax if it can be proven that they have actually swallowed their luggage as a way of avoiding extra luggage charges.

Cheers
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[RoddersUK]

Also they have the biggest wankers!!

[RoddersUK]

How about charging passengers by the pound?
We pay extra if our luggage is over the limit, so, why not charge the fat bastards per pound over the average?
The average mean n lean 6 footer being about 180lbs, which was my fighting weight most of the time I was in the Army. I'm 210lbs nowadays but I accept weight gain with age and I'm 65 now. Charge em ?1 per pound over and I bet the bastards would cough up rather than stop eating the Macfuckingdonalds shyte that got them that way and diet to a reasonable size. Just a thought.

[one eyed jack]

Why stop there?

I have a huge problem with terrorists.

They are fucking rude by demanding piltos change their flight path and always make us passengers later with their silly demands.

Whats even more rude is when they use the passengers as bargaining chips to get what they want

Arseholes terrorists. i fuckin hate them

[one eyed jack]

Dont get me started on that volcanic ash!

[Hardup]

I,ve got some great volcanic ash jokes.....but I,m just waiting on the dust to settle first.

[Deano!]

Fat cunts should have to travel on those gigantic C5 Galaxy transporter planes. At the end of their journey, they could simply be rolled down the gang-plank onto flat-bed lorries for delivery to the nearest chip shop.

[RoddersUK]

Spot fuckin on Deano!!