AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[Flett and Katie]

Hi John
As it happens, my maiden name was Clark (without the E)
and if the first name isn't printed in full, we could be in business. I've always used my pe-marital passport, so it does seem that I must be the front runner. And my bikini line was done three days ago.....
Katie
xxxx

[marcusallen]

I've been out, got back in and discovered that MY bikini line seems to be in question. Fucking liberty!!
The veritable Mr Mason himself (yes, the Pirate) had no complaints when he shot me and as far as JJ getting a peek, well......

[jj]

......having just watched MA059, I've seen QUITE enough of you for one day, young man.

[marcusallen]

JJ
That is not the effect intended, you are supposed to rush out and buy MORE, MORE.
I'm desolate and shall seek appropriate solace with a TRUE friend, the veritable J.Walker, Esq.

[jj]

Gimme a break, the shops are shut.
Besides, I can't get that image of you in a bikini out of my head.
What next: Lord Ben in a camisole?
Enjoy the Grain.

[John Mason]

Katie, you could be the one.... the ticket does only have the initial and not the name in full!
Now the only problem I'll have is dealing with your husband who will probably be waiting for me at the airport with a shotgun when we get back.....

[magoo]

Oh no! Not your mate J. Walker. When you and him get together everyone rushes for cover.

[Flett and Katie]

We were hoping that I could come along for the ride! I'll pay my way, and I won't be a nuicsance, honest I won't. Anyway, I'm jet-lagged to hell after my recent trip.
Flett

[John Mason]

Hey if you want to pay your own way, then you're more than welcome! The ticket with the name K. Clarke is only going to waste otherwise. Email me at john@coolpiranha.com if you are serious.

Later

John

[karina clarke]

i would just like 2 set the story straight and let u all know the "family problems" as john so nicely put it where actually a valid reason.i feel i need 2 explain the issue now because john has decieded 2 b so unprofessional about it.
Over the next few weeks i will b back and forth 2 Ireland 2 give evidence in a rape trial and this is the reason i was not able 2 go on the trip.
I only found at the last minute when he was arrested and i had 2 go over straight away 2 give a statment.
so i hope u can now all understand now why i could not go.