John Mason's Trip to the Seychelles

[jj]

These people ought to be exterminated, root and branch.
And I'm a liberal, for Chrissake.......

[webmasterjms@coolpiranha.com]

Sorry, I seem to have lost the thread of this conversation. Are we talking about models again and what they do to photogs and directors, or is someone doing a new video series?

[lordjohn]

Sounds as though John might get some good stuff at last! I hear he has trouble getting the girls wet!

[jj]

Wrong on both counts.
We are, apparently, discussing the Cosa Nostra.
And no, I have no idea how we got there.........

[marcusallen]

Post your commiserations as ye may.
But care ye for the Pirate who may sail up ye Main.
The last time Cap'n John sallied forth and berthed in me humble (parking) Bay, dropping anchors, butts and calling-cards on the way, with all cannons blazing, he made me walk the plank with a wanton wench intent on exposing her topsails (and lower decks)
Fortunately, the croc spewed us both back on deck again. (He once swallowed a BBFC rep and considered all human flesh to be the same - before digestion)

[jj]

LOVE it.

[Peter]

We were discussing suitable punishments for his daliences with a made-mans moll.

And before anyone comes up with the idea, no it wouldn't be funny to anonymously tip off customs so that John has to endure a cavity search on his return