South African - need favour

[pj]

Any1 here happen to speak it. I need a favour.

Pj

[stripeysydney]

And what kind of favour would that be then?

[pj]

translation.

[bristolian]

Presume you mean Afrikaans?

[colonel]

Or Xhosa. Or Zulu.

[pj]

whatever they speak in Johannesburg, which i presume is Afrikaans.

Pj

[colonel]

If they are white- but Xhosa if they are black.

[stripeysydney]

Not neccesarily, it could also be Tswana, Shona, Ndebele, Sotho or even Tsonga. Take your pick, hooooowever the languages the tribes use to communicate with each other is either Zulu or English.

[colonel]

I must say, asking anyone if they speak a non-existant language- 'South African' makes life a little difficult, to say the least.

Particularly when any one of 12 languages seems to fit the bill.

[pj]

Ok, does this help

"Maak seker jy lees alles, van die eerste tot die laaste woord.

Ek het byna hierdie e-pos uitgewis, maar het se?n ontvang toe ek by die einde daarvan kom.

God, toe ek hierdie e-pos ontvang, het ek by myself gedink: hiervoor het ek nie tyd nie..."